Just a worm...

Un viermisor mic traia cu mamica lui intr-un rahat. Intr-o zi el o intreaba:
- Mamico, noi putem trai intr-un mar?
- Da fiule!
- Dar intr-o pruna?
- Da fiule!
- Atunci de ce traim intr-un rahat?
- Pentru ca asta-i tara noastra fiule!

If you, my dear reader, are not romanian, you wouldn't get the feeling even if I would have written it in english...