Tickle intreaba cat de EMO esti

Am găsit în ultimul newsletter de la Tickle un test: Are you Emo?. Întâi m-a distrat la întrebarea: Do you have a blog?

• Yeah, I love it
• No, blogs are boring
• Just one? I've got more than that!
• What's a blog?

Raspunsul dat e evident, dar mai apoi aflu că sunt prea ocupat sa îmi fac un blog... Oare știu ăștia de la Tickle ca nu am mai prea scris în ultima vreme? :-?

Are You Emo?

My Result: Not Emo Enough

We're surprised you're even taking this test, frankly. Don't you have a frat party to go to or something? You're so not emo. Too busy to start up a blog and happy enough that you don't break down in tears every five minutes, you're the kind of go-getter that keeps the world moving and shaking.

You aren't obsessed with rainbows and kittens and the prom or anything, so don't be too hard on yourself. But have you ever considered the emo life? It's so in and easier than you think — all you need is a tight t-shirt from Goodwill, a Sunny Date Real Estate CD, and a little bit of black hair dye and you're good to go. Now start moping!

What are you?

Test clasic IQ: 133

Și acum ceva din seria: M-am născut deștept, da' m-a tâmpit școala avem în continuare:

Congratulations, Marius!
Your IQ score is 133

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

Se pare că în liceu eram - în accepțiunea clasică - mai "inteligent"! Eh, am observat eu asta și cu berea...

Google are nevoie de sugestii la tradus!

De ceva timp am observat că Google Translate are și româna printre opțiuni. Așa că, dând pe Tickle de o întrebare care îmi punea cunoștințele de engleză în dificultate, m-am hotărât să testez versiunea actuală:
Text sursă:

My libido is shot when I'm feeling under the weather.

Traducerea:

My libido este împuşcat când ma simt cu vremea.

Se oferă cineva să sugereze o traducere mai bună? :D